[ Raffy looks at the letter, tilts his head at it. It is unclear if he is simply befuddled by the note or he completely cannot understand its content.
Whatever it is, the Scout reaches in and plucks it from the door and uses it to scoop one of the scuttling beetles crawling on his desk. ]
Hala, baka nawala si ‘tay. [ He scrunches his nose at the insect, frowning. ] Let’s look for him!
[ And thus he went. ]
> Heard mein Bruder tried a BDSM foreplay with his American lover
> Oh Bruder…

[ Holds up his bag full of a variety of insects. ]
Look at dis, Sam! There’s very many!
Early morning BLU team shenanigans.
ooc/ it’s a shame we weren’t complete. :’l It would’ve been so much fun.(OH MY GOD RAFFY!ASJDPOASJDASOIJD)
[ Raffy nods vigorously, making sure to point at the said ‘Stripper Cowboy’. ]
Opo! Der was a jar of buko juice sa workshop niya. Namiss ko po kasi yung buko juice sa bahay kaya I drank his na lang. Pero maalat po. At sticky. Kadiri talaga.
And lagi po ako tumatambay sa workshop niya eh. oAo He has a lot op papers to draw on!
… SON.
YOU SHOULDN’T BE DRINKING OTHER PEOPLE’S DRINKS WITHOUT PERMISSION!
Na! Lagi siyang wala! [ Huffs out angrily, pointing at Klaus this time. ] Lagi silang magkasama! Si taba at pangit!
/LOOKS AT THE SCOUT/ A Filipino?
[ At that, he immediately leaves his seat to stare at the Soldier in the eye. ]
Ang laki mo. oAo
May problema, bata? /raises an eyebrow at that
<Got a problem with that, kid?>
[ Hearing the older woman speak in his native language causes him to gasp excitedly, and he’s shaking her shoulder as hard as he can. ]
HALA! HALA! KAYA MO MAGTAGALOG! ANG COOL!
[ Immediately proceeds to whispering in the Soldier’s ear in rapid Filipino speak about what Sam has made him do just earlier. B’l ]
TEKA!
Okay, let me get this straight! You drank buko juice. Stripper Cowboy over there made you vomit?
Wait! What were you even doing in his room!?
[ Raffy nods vigorously, making sure to point at the said ‘Stripper Cowboy’. ]
Opo! Der was a jar of buko juice sa workshop niya. Namiss ko po kasi yung buko juice sa bahay kaya I drank his na lang. Pero maalat po. At sticky. Kadiri talaga.
And lagi po ako tumatambay sa workshop niya eh. oAo He has a lot op papers to draw on!
/LOOKS AT THE SCOUT/ A Filipino?
[ At that, he immediately leaves his seat to stare at the Soldier in the eye. ]
Ang laki mo. oAo
May problema, bata? /raises an eyebrow at that
<Got a problem with that, kid?>
[ Hearing the older woman speak in his native language causes him to gasp excitedly, and he’s shaking her shoulder as hard as he can. ]
HALA! HALA! KAYA MO MAGTAGALOG! ANG COOL!
[ Immediately proceeds to whispering in the Soldier’s ear in rapid Filipino speak about what Sam has made him do just earlier. B’l ]
/LOOKS AT THE SCOUT/ A Filipino?
[ At that, he immediately leaves his seat to stare at the Soldier in the eye. ]
Ang laki mo. oAo
[ After washing up, and despite what may seem to be a traumatizing event has just passed him, he does return to the table to eat again.
He notices the addition of the female soldier, and this brightens up his mood. ]
Hala you look like a mommy man! Pero si mommy ko mas maliit kesa sayo. Mahilig din siya magshout!
[ Very pointedly not looking at Sam because he’s determined to skulk around the man for making him vomit like that because sheesh it was just buko juice what the hell is his problem anyway. ]
VOMIT! /SHOVING THE BOY’S HEAD INTO THE TOILET, FORCING HIM TO VOMIT
[ Crying very hard while he’s being forced to puke out his breakfast. ]
Ayoko! Ano ba! I don’t want to make suka!
/shoves his finger down the boy’s throat and quickly directs his head back to the toilet./
I SAID VOMIT!
[ At this, he finally vomits. It’s quite a lot too, given the fact that he’s eaten so much just earlier.
He is then a whimpering, slobbery mess. ]